Sodas and Sweets

So I have this soda problem. I have inherited this from my parents, and their parents as well. I used to be able to justify this problem with the following statement...

"It's okay that I drink lots of soda... WHY? Cause I never eat any sweets. If I try to quit soda, I eat sweets. So I might as well do the one I enjoy most!"

Well.... Times have changed. And I would like to blame BYU.

Byu brings tests, which brings stress, which brings emotional breakdowns, which brings desire to pig out, which means buy soda and if its a bit worse of a problem... buy candy. Well...

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I don't think I can use my perfect excuse anymore. I have a problem. Darn byu...