Sometimes I wish I could be in a Disney movie. Wake up one day and accomplish the following in the same day:
-sing to all the lovely animals of the forest
-meet the man of my dreams
-sing a lovely duet with him while: Riding on a horse, Having a magic carpet ride, Swinging on rope vines, dancing the night away, etc.
-fall in love
-be married
-live happily ever after
But real life.. This is not that easy. You get boys like the following...
The Shy Boys: They literally RUN away from you when it is time to say goodbye after a lovely date. Maybe fearing that you might smooch them to death?? I don't know. And only talk to you when they can actually see you at church or something. Don't wont to work TOO hard. This whole idea of texting or calling someone is ridiculous and out of the question, of course. They are also slightly embarrassed when you call them out on ignoring a text or something.. You enjoy every second of their awkward blushing. :]
The Brave Type Two Boys: The boys that sit by you during Sunday school never meeting you before. Nice boy but talks quite a bit during the lesson and keeps rubbing up against you, attempting to "flirt". [Haha] Little do you know, this is somewhat distracting and I would really like my space back. Breathing is nice sometimes. But hey, you are still very funny and can make loud gum popping sounds! Very impressive ;]
The Silent, Beautiful Men: These boys, well men, I'd prefer to say, are the ones you admire from a distance. They probably think they are too cool for you or they simply just don't notice that you walk the same pathways everyday. But they are beautiful and for some reason, maybe just to tease you, you CONSTANTLY will see them, everywhere you go.
The Cocky but Beautiful: Then, there are guys that ask to take a sip of your soda, admiring the fact that you even would consider drinking a caffeine full soda. They then proceed to ask you, the complete stranger, if you prefer Coke or Mountain Dew, saying that he must know the answer before we can begin to date. Your response, of course, is mountain dew. He then proceeds to confess his dying love for you. And then he leaves, never to be seen again.
The Slightly Cute\Interesting Fellow: These are the guys you meet at football games that flirt playfully with you for the whole game and then, seeing that you might actually be cool enough to be talked to, he invites you to a game night at his house. You go, you play pole, you almost win, and then you scratch. And it is devastating. But all is well. He continues on throughout the whole night teasing you about your major but without making you feel stupid. Almost like he was... Good at flirting. Weird! He ends the night by NOT asking for your number but promising to see you again. You leave thinking to yourself what a waste that was. BYU is quite a large campus and you will most likely never see each other again.
Of course, these are all just hypothetical situations and I have yet to meet any such boys at BYU.
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